Wait… but why?

There comes a time in every person’s life when they have to start asking big questions. Who am I? Why am I here? Where did I come from? That’s where I come into the story. I was, once upon a time, a wandering soul… just like you! Then I came into the story. Because when it comes down to it, we all have stories, and we all need someone to come into them. That’s where I come into the story. For the low cost of $1,499.99, this can all be yours, too. So what are you waiting for?? Act now! Don’t wait! Hurry, you buffoon! Wait. Slow down a little bit; you were moving too quickly. That’s where I come into the story. I used to hurry all the time–just like you. But look at me now! And yes, you can, too! All you have to do is write your own story, and then let me come into it. It’s that easy.

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